Kino: My sister > yours. (Taken with Kinotopic)
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
(via dootlock)
Some people tell me I’m good at cheering people up.
I just realized that it might be because I’ve had a lot of practice with my mom. Every boyfriend she’s ever had is an asshole.
But don’t worry… my parents are still in love and will get back together eventually… They just don’t know it yet.
I’m very productive when it comes to AP Calc…
What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids.
(Source: katedanley, via abcdefghijklmegan)
So my dad broke up with his girlfriend. When he went over there to get the rest of his stuff her daughter threw eggs at him and his truck and called him a bunch of names. Meanwhile her mother was baking brownies that had “MEN SUCK” written in m & m’s.
They’re kinda crazy.
